June 13, 2008

Welcome to the Mafia

vet (noun) - an experienced person who has been through many battles
(noun) - any small, powerful, or influential group in an organization or field; clique.
blogger (noun) - a person who keeps a Web log (blog) or publishes an online diary

Vet Mafia Bloggers (noun) - an embittered, but shrewdly humorous gangsta offshoot of the infertility blogging community who, in response to an assclown fertile, might say things like, "just know, I will cut a bitch."

Had a bad day and need the support of your posse? Do you just need to vent and get some of the anger out of your system? Founded by The Original Gangstas, the Vet Mafia Blog is a place where you can come to lay the bad shit out and know you'll have the understanding from people who know. Sarcastic wit and snarky comments about fertiles and infertility dominate this 'hood.

Basic VMB information:
  • Colors: Wear to Make Aware pomegranate and black (to represent the infertility suckhole)
  • Hand Sign: middle fingers up, hands crossed at the wrists into a V shape
  • Turf: the RE's office, bars, home, the blogosphere
  • Song: The Vet Song
  • Slogan: ??? New Mafia memebers - we need your help with this
How to Join: Read Initiation to the VMBs and follow the instructions there.

How to Submit Posts to the Blog: This place belongs to all of us. If you'd like to post an entire entry to the blog, email it to us at theoriginalgangstas@gmail.com. Please let us know if you'd like to submit the entry anonymously.

Commenting: This community runs on comments; it's how we give and get support, which is the whole purpose for the creation of this space. Come if you need a laugh. Come if you need a hug. Come if you need to vent. Come if you need someone to cry with you. Come if you feel like you might cut a bitch. This is your gang, your group of biznatches who you know will have your back.

Our first mission as a group is to decide on a slogan. Post yourselves in, then come back to this post and add suggestions for our slogan to the comments.


Anonymous said...

Shit you bitches are funny!

Tash said...

I shat myself, and I'm not exactly sure whether from fear or excitement (for the record, coffee exited my nose at the same time). The pictures of y'all are FABULOUS, the concept delightful.

I'll be back.

The Town Criers said...

I too don't know if the laughter is from fear or excitement. I don't want to be shanked.

We are currently waterless so I am at my grungiest. I will have to dig up the camera and take my picture in this state.

Anonymous said...

OMFG! I am in tears reading up on the posts. I need a gangsta name and a pic! STAT!

Bec said...

Damn you biarches are cool! Working on a motto as I write this :)